It’s for science. I need to see if you’ll get along, or murder each other. I’ve never been able to decide.
—And by the Dread Wolf, don’t tell him I talk about him. Even if it’s just to complain. That idiot thinks it’s delightful, and if his head gets any bigger his stupid hat won’t fit.
When you want to make fun of me about a boy, I want you to remember this moment. I want you to remember how I magnanimously refused to go on about how you clearly want to kiss his weird little face and probably marry him and have all his babies.
[The Keeper would be either delighted or horrified by having a son in law named Twisted Fate, depending on whether or not anyone else was in earshot.]
[ Beleth makes a face at that, then at Sorrel in general. Kissing, she might admit to. The rest is territory she finds terrifying and worrying, better to be ignored until her mother forces the issue. Not with Fate, not with anyone. But that’s darker than this is supposed to be. ]
You’re a terrible person, Sorrelean Ashara. And don’t make it weird, or read too much into it.
Creators, he’ll probably try flirting with you. He slept with the last person I directed him to, and made sure to smugly tell me. Ass.
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—And by the Dread Wolf, don’t tell him I talk about him. Even if it’s just to complain. That idiot thinks it’s delightful, and if his head gets any bigger his stupid hat won’t fit.
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[The Keeper would be either delighted or horrified by having a son in law named Twisted Fate, depending on whether or not anyone else was in earshot.]
I will go and find him, just to please you.
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You’re a terrible person, Sorrelean Ashara. And don’t make it weird, or read too much into it.
Creators, he’ll probably try flirting with you. He slept with the last person I directed him to, and made sure to smugly tell me. Ass.